it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 



5 am is not the good time 2 begin making bad choices

but I do want to clarify that this won’t stop me from making bad choices that early again at a later date


Orange is the New Black makes me want to be a bad bitch and get sent to prison


The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event, and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

(Source: simplefoetus)


when i see a cute couple my first thought is always if they’ve had sex yet


*when a girl takes a nude and it gets leaked*

everyone: omg she’s such a whore she shouldn’t be sending inappropriate pictures to random guys wow

*when a guy takes a nude and it gets leaked*

everyone: wow the girl who leaked it is unbelievable like he trusted her and she did that to him wow……….